Wednesday, March 23, 2005

The Best Rock Guitarist.

It's a debate that's been going on ever since "rock" music was invented...who is the best rock guitarist? I have the answer for you...

It's Bob Clapcich.

You see, Clapton, The Edge, Vai, Van Halen, Satriani...they are fantastic players. Mind blowing. But can they do root canals? Can they whiten coffee-stained choppers? Can they freestyle some enamel around a molar jaggedly broken on a cherry Jolly Rancher? And play a sweet acoustic Jeff Buckley cover? The answer is simple. No. They can't do what Dr. Bob Clapcich, my dentist, can. And that's what makes him the best rock guitarist.

See Dr. Bob at The Back Fence on Bleeker @ Thompson this Thursday night, at 8:30 and 11:30. If you are lucky, you'll catch a guitar pick. If you are unlucky, you'll catch one of those teeth cleaning picks, and that could hurt.

Previous Dr. Bob post is here.

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