"Proclaimers Star Is A 2-Timing Bum"
Says the tabloid:
"GEEKY Proclaimers star Craig Reid must have had the chorus of his biggest hit on his mind when he bedded a fan behind devoted wife Petra's back.
The bespectacled pop rat went 500 miles from home just to be the man who fell down at 37-year-old Elizabeth Kim's door.
Trouble is he also fell down badly in the bedroom.
And the picture above of snoring Reid's hairy rear is Elizabeth's best memento of a romp that barely lasted longer than a Proclaimers song."
Yikes. But that's not the best part of the story...here's a line that nearly made me fall out of my chair with laughter:
Says Kim, "The more passionate we kissed the harder his glasses banged into my head."
Read the rest here.